Thanksgiving Divorce


A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,' I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
Your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
'Okay,' he says,'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!'

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Love it Ron!!!!!!! lol

good one Ron I need a laugh today

I love it!!

Sharon

Tee Hee!

he he he he

Ron,

Don't know where you get um, --but--keep um coming .

GOOD ONE!!!
My mom prob feels the same way some years LOLOLOL

DCB
*Living for today*



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/17/2008 09:23PM by dcb.

Thanks for the giggle Ron C.


Peace, Jemi

LOL Loved it!

Patty