Subject: cussing in church
A crusty old guy walks into the local Lutheran Church and says
to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this church.'
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's
study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that
his secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old
geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn
church to get rid of some of this damn money. '
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
